Tuesday, 25 June 2013

The m&m murder


It was an early morning.
A man, we shall call him just The man for now. There were some very disturbing marks in his bed. As he woke up, brown and sticky all around him. Like a gory bath of something very bad had taken place in his very bed.
It was obvious something had been thoroughly squeezed.
He cried and and wondered, what can it be?
Poop said one, something more sinister said another. Murder said the third.
Then came the detective and he did his search for evidence.

Aha he said. 

Evidence number 1 brown spots in the bed. There you go, said man number 1. What did I say, poop!
Evidence number 2 m&m bags beside the bed. Yeah my boy,said the detective don't think this is poop unless poop on m&m bags.
Aha a third evidence the master sleuth cried out. A squashed m&m !
I think we can kill of the poop theory for good.

I can hereby draw a conclusion to the crime that has taken place here he said and took his elegant hat.
During the night this The man must have taken this bag. And done it in, that is very evident. 
How can I say so? 
Evidence 1 which is his bed, the squeezed m&m under him,evidence 3, the m&m bag beside his bed. And I'm sure I could spot some brown around his mouth too. 
Conspiracy yelled the accused.
Conspiracy by the healt freak department the guilty cried, but knowing it was all too late.
Take the m&m murder away!

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