Tuesday, 24 February 2015

A good joke i received from Lyle

Lyle who passed away in january told me good stories, often on the borderline and even over.

This is a joke I think you should read:
A young woman was sitting next to a priest on a flight
returning from Switzerland. She says to him, "Excuse
me, Father, may I ask you for a favour?"
 
"Well, of course, Miss. What can I do for you?"
 
"I have bought myself an amazingly sophisticated
electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it.
It's well over the Customs limits, and I have no money
left for duties. Could you perhaps sneak it through
Customs under your robes?"
 
"I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you that
I shall not lie," says the priest.
 
"You have such an honest face, Father, that no one
would question you," says the woman and hands him the
hair remover.
 
After landing they proceed through Customs. "Father,
do you have anything to declare?" asks the Customs
officer.
 
"From the top of my head down to my waist I have
nothing to declare my son," replies the priest.
 
The Customs officer raises an eyebrow and says, "And
from the waist down to the floor, what DO you have to
declare?"
 
The priest replies, "I have a marvelous little
instrument designed to be used on a woman. It has
never been used."
 
Roaring with laughter, the Custom's officer says, "Go
right through, Father
 

Monday, 23 February 2015

Nyhetsbrev for februar 2015

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 


mvh
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Snehvit - snow white - was written 2 years ago but here it comes





Last week our little girl Elizabeth had a Disney day at their Kinder garden.
And what a fun day that was.
Caracters from the Disney world was suddenly made real through our small children.
Our little girl was snow white. We found it rather fun play on words when you think she is rather white and the dress was so white and allmatched so perfectly.
She was the most beautiful girl.
I forige uke hadde Elizabeth sin barnehage disney dag. Da var alle barn kledd opp i en eller annen disney figur. Lille Elizabeth var snehvit og hun var vakker.
Hun koste seg i dressen og ville ikke ta den av seg da dagen var omme. Kan si at hun prøvde den godt ut før den store dagen ved å vandre rundt i huset hjemme og elsket å være ei prinsesse.
Mamma og pappa lo godt.

Tuesday, 17 February 2015

En liten nyhet

web: www.svendsvendsen.no
link donasjon/donation:https://donorbox.org/svendsvendsen-no-gaver-til-familien-svendsen-i-sri-lanka

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En liten nyhet

Kjære misjonsvenner!

 En liten nyhet!


Som dere vet er en av mine oppgaver Ã¥ holde seg 

oppdatert pÃ¥ hva data kan brukes til.  


Det blir nÃ¥ mer og mer naturlig Ã¥ bruke 

internet til å betale regninger med.

Men  det kan ogsÃ¥ brukes til Ã¥ gi gaver.

 

Jeg ønsker derfor Ã¥ gi dere den muligheten nÃ¥ 

til å bruke internet til å gi gaver.

 

Linken som du ser nedenfor er ikke vanskelig å bruke.


https://donorbox.org/svendsvendsen-no-gaver-til-familien-svendsen-i-sri-lanka


På hjemmesiden min (http://www.svendsvendsen.no) er det en knapp du kan trykke på som vil hjelpe deg hit automatisk.


Husk gaver til oss pÃ¥ over 500 kroner i Ã¥ret er skattefritak berettiged. Men da mÃ¥ jeg ha ditt person nummer.  


Malberiwatte kvelden i høst

Torbjørn og Anita har startet med å samle inn gaver til årets basar for Malberiwatte som er i november. Har du en gave, ta kontakt med Torbjørrn!

donasjon på web - give a gift online

Kjære misjons venner!
Jeg har dermed tatt det neste skrittet, at DU kan nå gi en gaver til vår familie online. No more bank giroer. Valutaen er Norske Kroner

Dear mission friends!
I have now made it possible for you from where ever you are in the world to donate toward our family support online by JUST clicking on the following link:


The currency stated is Norwegian Kroner

Monday, 2 February 2015

Joy from the Lord

He has put more joy in my heart ❤ than anything else.
His joy 😂 is perfect.
His joy is good.
His joy lasts.
His joy gives strength to soul and marrow.
His joy is life !

From: Svend T.U. Svendsen
Sent: ‎2/‎1/‎2015 11:29
To: Svend T. Svendsen
Subject: Joy from the Lord

http://bible.com/59/PSA4.7 You have put more joy in my heart than they have when their grain and wine abound.  In peace I will both lie down and sleep; for you alone, O Lord , make me dwell in safety.
Bible.com/app


Del.


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Monday, 26 January 2015

Dagens


Morgen
Isaiah 40:6-8, 25-26 ESV

A voice says, "Cry!" And I said, "What shall I cry?" All flesh is grass, and all its beauty is like the flower of the field.  The grass withers, the flower fades when the breath of the Lord blows on it; surely the people are grass.   The grass withers, the flower fades, but the word of our God will stand forever.   To whom then will you compare me, that I should be like him? says the Holy One.  Lift up your eyes on high and see: who created these? He who brings out their host by number, calling them all by name, by the greatness of his might, and because he is strong in power not one is missing.

Kveld 

Isaiah 40:28-31 ESV

Have you not known? Have you not heard? The Lord is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He does not faint or grow weary; his understanding is unsearchable.  He gives power to the faint, and to him who has no might he increases strength.  Even youths shall faint and be weary, and young men shall fall exhausted;  but they who wait for the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint.

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Sunday, 25 January 2015

RE: exciting

good things come to those who wait


Psalm 27:14

I would have lost heart, unless I had believed
That I would see the goodness of the Lord
In the land of the living.

14 Wait on the Lord;
Be of good courage,
And He shall strengthen your heart;
Wait, I say, on the Lord!



  1. good things come to those who wait

    1. This is a saying we have in Norway.

    2. That's my question for you today, put in Gods context

    3. Many don't by the way

  2. As said in God context, are we waiting, seeking Him?

    1. I know personal this is not an easy task

    2. I personally want things to happened now

      1. Don't we all?

    3. Time we live in, is now now now,

    4. If not now o tomorrow, rather yesterday

    5. I was in Norway last year – everything happens like this and that and FAST, fast cars, buses, trains, everything fast.

    6. Time we live in hasnt got time to wait.

    7. Im not advocating procrastination here

      1. Here now after many years in Sri Lanka – Im glad things take time, learned me many good lessons.

  3. I want to share a story , 1 of many Gods has thought me on patience -

  4. The phone story – not the phony story

    1. I needed a phone and to be honest I wanted it now

    2. In all I prayed over this,

    3. Was my approach to this right? God teaches us wait for the Lord..

    4. And as I prayed God spoke, and said wait, Just wait.

    5. So I waited, started to seek information about the phone I really wanted.

    6. More information I found, more I understood this was not real need or what I wanted.

      1. You see + when we spend time wiyh God you see things differently

      2. you get a differently perspective

      3. learn about yourself too.

    7. Another story I could tell was this:

      1. We were supposed to print 3 million Gospel of Mark last year. Many months struggled, but we trusted in the Lord. Waited, waited m. Yes waited

      2. But God in His time came with the finances, 3 million this year 5 million.

  5. God showed me, same way I was looking up information on the phone

    1. I had to wait, look, be patient and seek

    2. Information

    3. Time it all

    4. I searched for insight,

  6. And this is What God wants us to do.

    1. Insight into His character to get to know HIM

    2. God is not a person we pray to, like a wish bone .

    3. My bible says, those who seek God, waits for him will find HIM.

    4. Also says:

Lamentations 3:25-26 ESV / 44 helpful votes

      1. The Lord is good to those who wait for him, to the soul who seeks him.

     Psalm.34 10The young lions do lack and suffer hunger;

  1.             But they who seek the LORD shall not be in want of any good thing.

  1. This builds us as believers - Romans.5 3And not only this, but we also exult in our tribulations, knowing that tribulation brings about perseverance; 4and perseverance, proven character; and proven character, hope; 5and hope does not disappoint, because the love of God has been poured out within our hearts through the Holy Spirit who was given to us.

  2. It builds character – IT builds a GODLY character

    1. Be strong and let your heart take courage + not tired

    2. Time moulds and makes us

    3. Our faith becomes stronger

    4. Same happened with me and this phone.

      1. Didn't buy on it 1st day, when I wanted it. but much later.


      2. I didnt had to spend the first amount + iphone 6 plus was my target. that price,

      3. No I was lead b Him. A much cheaper and better for me, God guided me

      4. just an example, be patient

  3. Do you believe good things come to those who wait, for God?

    1. I do

    2. and so should you"!

    3. Last time I spoke on being s glory carrier, well without being patient and willing to wait for HIM – thats not possible


  4. waiting for the Lord teachres us this

1. It teaches us patience as we practice willing ourselves to "wait" on God.
2. It purifies our motives. Instead of acting out in lust, we learn to act out of love and obedience.
3. It protects us from unseen danger. God knows what's down the road. We don't. Giving us what we want now may not fit into the bigger picture of our lives. Sometimes, that can be a danger instead of a blessing.
4. It makes us great witnesses of God's faithfulness.
You and I have 3 choices when it comes to waiting on God.
1. We can manipulate our circumstances to get what we want. However, this robs us of God's best and could end in disaster.
2. Walk away from God when we allow our disappointment to turn from God.
3. We can wait and trust God has our best interested at heart. Waiting on God requires faith, patience, and humility.
http://miccacampbell.com/2010/06/benefits-of-waiting-on-god/



https://bible.org/article/waiting-lord



so as we are rounding up.
Lets says as it says In isaiah.






Isaiah 40:31New King James Version (NKJV)

31 But those who wait on the Lord
Shall renew their strength;
They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
They shall run and not be weary,
They shall walk and not faint.


I could mention waiting on the Lord has many promises:

  1. strength

  2. Salvation Genesis 49:18

Verse Concepts

"For Your salvation I wait, O LORD.

  1. He is good to those – Lamentations 3:24-26

    1. "The LORD is my portion," says my soul, "Therefore I have hope in Him." The LORD is good to those who wait for Him, To the person who seeks Him. It is good that he waits silently For the salvation of the LORD.

  2. Help and shield psalm.3320 Our soul waits for the LORD; He is our help and our shield. -

  3. Psa.27v14 Wait for the LORD; Be strong and let your heart take courage; Yes, wait for the LORD.


Hjelp en gutt - kom ut av likegyldigheten og hjelp

Denne gutten heter Ryan Woods.
Han er 9 år
GÃ¥r 4 klasse
Han har ei søster, Rebecca som er 11 år.

Her ser du Ryan i sammen med mora Damayantha. Hun er eneforsørgere for de 2 barna. Mannen stakk av, og vi håper noen vil ta på seg ansvaret for denne gutten.

Det trengs 250 kr i månen for å dekke skole utgifter.
Om du vil ta kontakt

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Saturday, 24 January 2015

Dear supporters, 

We have a New candidate. His name is Ryan ans he is 9 year old.

We look for someone who can support him.

If you are  interested and want more info or want  to support, get in  touch.

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exciting

Thursday, 15 January 2015

GÃ¥tur hjem

På tirsdag gikk jeg hjem fra jobben og det var mye å se

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From: Svend T.U. Svendsen
Sent: ‎1/‎13/‎2015 18:59
To: svend@newlife.lk
Subject: GÃ¥tur hjem



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Paven


Vi har paven på besøk i sri lanka i disse dager.

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Railway



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Saturday, 10 January 2015

Walk






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