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Friday, 27 February 2015
Tuesday, 24 February 2015
A good joke i received from Lyle
Lyle who passed away in january told me good stories, often on the borderline and even over.
This is a joke I think you should read:
A young woman was sitting next to a priest on a flight
returning from Switzerland. She says to him, "Excuse
me, Father, may I ask you for a favour?"
"Well, of course, Miss. What can I do for you?"
"I have bought myself an amazingly sophisticated
electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it.
It's well over the Customs limits, and I have no money
left for duties. Could you perhaps sneak it through
Customs under your robes?"
"I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you that
I shall not lie," says the priest.
"You have such an honest face, Father, that no one
would question you," says the woman and hands him the
hair remover.
After landing they proceed through Customs. "Father,
do you have anything to declare?" asks the Customs
officer.
"From the top of my head down to my waist I have
nothing to declare my son," replies the priest.
The Customs officer raises an eyebrow and says, "And
from the waist down to the floor, what DO you have to
declare?"
The priest replies, "I have a marvelous little
instrument designed to be used on a woman. It has
never been used."
Roaring with laughter, the Custom's officer says, "Go
right through, Father
Monday, 23 February 2015
Nyhetsbrev for februar 2015
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Snehvit - snow white - was written 2 years ago but here it comes
Last week our little girl Elizabeth had a Disney day at their Kinder garden.
And what a fun day that was.
Caracters from the Disney world was suddenly made real through our small children.
Our little girl was snow white. We found it rather fun play on words when you think she is rather white and the dress was so white and allmatched so perfectly.
She was the most beautiful girl.
I forige uke hadde Elizabeth sin barnehage disney dag. Da var alle barn kledd opp i en eller annen disney figur. Lille Elizabeth var snehvit og hun var vakker.
Hun koste seg i dressen og ville ikke ta den av seg da dagen var omme. Kan si at hun prøvde den godt ut før den store dagen ved å vandre rundt i huset hjemme og elsket å være ei prinsesse.
Mamma og pappa lo godt.
Tuesday, 17 February 2015
En liten nyhet
web: www.svendsvendsen.no
link donasjon/donation:https://donorbox.org/svendsvendsen-no-gaver-til-familien-svendsen-i-sri-lanka
-->link donasjon/donation:https://donorbox.org/svendsvendsen-no-gaver-til-familien-svendsen-i-sri-lanka
En liten nyhet
Kjære misjonsvenner!
En liten nyhet!
Som dere vet er en av mine oppgaver å holde seg
oppdatert på hva data kan brukes til.
Det blir nå mer og mer naturlig å bruke
internet til å betale regninger med.
Men det kan også brukes til å gi gaver.
Jeg ønsker derfor å gi dere den muligheten nå
til å bruke internet til å gi gaver.
Linken som du ser nedenfor er ikke vanskelig å bruke.
https://donorbox.org/svendsvendsen-no-gaver-til-familien-svendsen-i-sri-lanka
På hjemmesiden min (http://www.svendsvendsen.no) er det en knapp du kan trykke på som vil hjelpe deg hit automatisk.
Husk gaver til oss på over 500 kroner i året er skattefritak berettiged. Men da må jeg ha ditt person nummer.
Malberiwatte kvelden i høst
Torbjørn og Anita har startet med å samle inn gaver til årets basar for Malberiwatte som er i november. Har du en gave, ta kontakt med Torbjørrn!
donasjon på web - give a gift online
Kjære misjons venner!
Jeg har dermed tatt det neste skrittet, at DU kan nå gi en gaver til vår familie online. No more bank giroer. Valutaen er Norske Kroner
Dear mission friends!
I have now made it possible for you from where ever you are in the world to donate toward our family support online by JUST clicking on the following link:
The currency stated is Norwegian Kroner
Monday, 2 February 2015
Joy from the Lord
He has put more joy in my heart ❤ than anything else.
His joy 😂 is perfect.
His joy is good.
His joy lasts.
His joy gives strength to soul and marrow.
His joy is life !
His joy 😂 is perfect.
His joy is good.
His joy lasts.
His joy gives strength to soul and marrow.
His joy is life !
http://bible.com/59/PSA4.7 You have put more joy in my heart than they have when their grain and wine abound. In peace I will both lie down and sleep; for you alone, O Lord , make me dwell in safety.
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